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Wednesday, May 11th, 2005

Subject:Protect our Penguins!
Posted by:kittytofu.
Time:9:27 pm.
Mood: geeky.
*in the theme of cheesy morning annoucements, just like the ones at my school*

Do you love penguins?

Do you want to help save the world?

Do you want to help my friends and I get an A on a really, really huge IB Biology I project, with minimal time and effort?

Then join Protect our Penguins (P.O.P), the newest (and possibly only) LJ community dedicated towards raising awareness about endangered and threatened penguins!

Oh, and leave a comment, please. That's all you have to do. Thanks.

You know you want to :-P




protectpenguins


(x-posted to other communities)
Comments: 2 penguins hiding in the tree! - How many Penguins do you see?.

Sunday, February 13th, 2005

Subject:Zoo tempts gay penguins to go straight.
Posted by:dementedsprite.
Time:11:04 pm.
Mood: amused.
A German zoo has imported four female penguins from Sweden in an effort to tempt its gay penguins to go straight.

Article here.
Comments: How many Penguins do you see?.

Sunday, January 2nd, 2005

Posted by:ban_g.
Time:7:18 pm.
I went to the zoo today.

I saw a penguin.

It looked at me, then went away to confer with it's little hardcore penguin buddies..

Isn't this enough to be substantial evidence that the penguins are taking over?

The penguins are taking over. The penguins are taking over. The penguins are taking over. The penguins are taking over. The penguins are taking over. The penguins are taking over. The penguins are taking over. The penguins are taking over. The penguins are taking over. The penguins are taking over. The penguins are taking over..

*whimper*
Comments: How many Penguins do you see?.

Saturday, September 4th, 2004

Posted by:the_bright_eyes.
Time:6:24 pm.
I DID NOT KNOW I HAD THIS PENGUIN JOURNAL!!! Wheeee! Yay!
Comments: 1 penguins hiding in the tree! - How many Penguins do you see?.

Wednesday, August 11th, 2004

Subject:How?
Posted by:the_pineapple.
Time:10:59 am.
Mood: confused.
I'm quite new here and I don't really know how it came to be penguins are taking over the earth but....can they? I mean really, there has to be a more qualified species. How are a group of penguins confined to one resource-barren continent going to someday rule the world? Its like saying Canadians are going to rule the world. It just doesn't make sense. Please explain.
Comments: 11 penguins hiding in the tree! - How many Penguins do you see?.

Saturday, July 17th, 2004

Subject:Mandatory Intro Post (MIP)
Posted by:cazzicles.
Time:6:34 pm.
Oh dear.

I'm new, just joined, but can see that I'm going to fit in just fine here.

I've just been on a camping trip down the coast (of southern Australia - Victoria, to be precise) with the goal of spotting the island's resident pengie patrol, so was especially interested when I came across the classified information provided in this here community. Shocked and appalled, I was, but also mildly amused yet cautious. I'm yet to see substantial evidence that suggests these plans of the penguins to take over the globe actually exist, but I'm open to such ideas. In fact, I embrace them with open arms.

So.. *waves*.. hey guys.

(Just out of curiosity, though.. is it any particular species of penguin with such devious plans, or just penguins in general? Pardon my ignorance!)
Comments: 1 penguins hiding in the tree! - How many Penguins do you see?.

Saturday, June 12th, 2004

Subject:So, this one time, in Japan...
Posted by:whats_hisname.
Time:12:37 am.
Mood: confused.
Alright, so I went to Japan last summer as an exchange student, right? And I went to Asahikawa zoo, and guess what I saw? Midget penguins. Isn't that fun? They weren't lubricated though. Not that I checked. 'Cause, heh, that would be weird...right? ...Right?!?
Comments: 2 penguins hiding in the tree! - How many Penguins do you see?.

Wednesday, March 31st, 2004

Subject:Memo to Evil Penguin
Posted by:blasphemyisay.
Time:4:44 pm.
Mood: crazy.
Penguin who assaults me while I am alone:
I'm the meanest son of a bitch you'll ever meet. Don't bring your black/white ass up in here no mo. Fuck you mean penguin. Just because I have pics of your relatives on my wall means NOTHING! You're done. I'm sleepin with a fish on my stomach and a knife under my pillow.

Good Penguin of the East
Comments: How many Penguins do you see?.

Tuesday, March 9th, 2004

Subject:Penguin goals and plans
Posted by:jedi_penguin.
Time:2:40 pm.
Mood: mellow.
Hello,

I've just joined this community, and I must say that you have opened my eyes. I found   this site
amusing, but now that I know the truth I'm actually a little disturbed. Is this what penguins want to see all over the planet?!?

And how will they accomplish their diabolical plan? Believe it or not, they have been infiltrating the northern hemisphere for quite some time now, and
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Hello,

I've just joined this community, and I must say that you have opened my eyes. I found   <a href="http://members.aol.com/deppitybob/PENGUINS/LUST.htm">this site</a>
amusing, but now that I know the truth I'm actually a little disturbed. Is this what penguins want to see all over the planet?!?

And how will they accomplish their diabolical plan? Believe it or not, they have been infiltrating the northern hemisphere for quite some time now, and <a href="http://www.penguinwarehouse.com/"this is how</a>.
Comments: 2 penguins hiding in the tree! - How many Penguins do you see?.

Friday, February 27th, 2004

Subject:Hey yall
Posted by:luvpenguinz.
Time:8:43 pm.
Mood: mischievous.
This is your future queen of the penguins. Darn skippy that they are taking over the world... it's about time. I don't know if you guys know this, but it is actually the giant killer Nazi Quails who are out to get you all. As you can tell by my s/n i love the penguins. they are the coolest dudes in tuxes. But i see what you're saying about bush and the other men. Our lives are all going to hell in a hatbox!!!
BTW, my name is Kay and if you want to know who the heck i am, just read my personal info... so yeah,
Luv yall,
The future ruler of the world
your queen of the penguins
(and of all the band geeks in Nv *or as some of us call it, the BFE of the US*)
Comments: 1 penguins hiding in the tree! - How many Penguins do you see?.

Thursday, July 24th, 2003

Posted by:makemebelieve.
Time:8:23 pm.
Rawr
Comments: 2 penguins hiding in the tree! - How many Penguins do you see?.

Wednesday, July 16th, 2003

Posted by:cptrandom.
Time:12:27 am.
Mood: giggly.
And for some levity...

Comments: How many Penguins do you see?.

Sunday, June 22nd, 2003

Subject:Epiphany
Posted by:dansaikyo.
Time:12:01 pm.
Mood:terrified.
L. Ron Hubbard's a penguin. There. I said it. Don't ask me how I know, I just do. If you don't believe me, watch "Battlefield Earth". If that's not an insidious example of all that is unholy in the world, I don't know what is. I must leave now. The penguins are probably going to try and hunt me down now. I bet they've dispatched Nicole Kidman and a throng of local scientologists to come and take me to the nearest zoo with penguins. I need to escape. I'll try and make contact again later...
Comments: 1 penguins hiding in the tree! - How many Penguins do you see?.

Tuesday, June 17th, 2003

Subject:slyxedia
Posted by:cptrandom.
Time:10:22 pm.
Mood:indescribable.
see... dyslexia is part of their evil plan.. check it out... they're birds, but they don't fly and who barely walk because of the woddling. Instead they swim. That's just chock full of confusion there. Plain wrong is what I'm saying. I mean, birds who swim.. really. So what I'm saying is the penguins shot a dyslexia ray on reality and used that to gain absolute power, but had to pay the price when they became birds who swam and woddled...
Comments: 3 penguins hiding in the tree! - How many Penguins do you see?.

Friday, June 13th, 2003

Subject:Why hasn't anyone else thought of this?
Posted by:cptrandom.
Time:8:26 am.
Mood: amused.
This is hilarious. It probably doesn't have anything to do with penguin related plans for world domination, though.... Or does it?
Comments: 3 penguins hiding in the tree! - How many Penguins do you see?.

Tuesday, June 10th, 2003

Subject:Doom.
Posted by:cptrandom.
Time:12:24 am.
Mood:apocalyptic.
It doesn't say so directly, but I'm certain that this is in some way penguin related.
Comments: How many Penguins do you see?.

Sunday, June 8th, 2003

Subject:I can see through time!
Posted by:dansaikyo.
Time:10:13 pm.
Mood:terrified.
The penguins are out to get me. I'm hiding from them right now. They're monitoring my thoughts.

resistance is futile...
Comments: 2 penguins hiding in the tree! - How many Penguins do you see?.

Saturday, June 7th, 2003

Subject:the conspiracy.
Posted by:cptrandom.
Time:9:07 am.
Mood: relaxed.
Okay, see this guy?



If you've watched the news the past few days, you've seen video of him... He's Ariel Sharon, Prime minister of israel. He's powerful, he's portly, he waddles. Just like a number of other powerful, portly waddlers... say Ted Kennedy and Dick Cheney.

Now, there's this other guy who's a powerful, portly woddler...


Penguins, people. Penguins.
Comments: 11 penguins hiding in the tree! - How many Penguins do you see?.

Thursday, June 5th, 2003

Subject:Diary of a madman
Posted by:cptrandom.
Time:5:01 pm.
Mood: crazy.
Okay, how about this for a movie idea... Sam Spade versus penguins. We can make a time machine, kidnap Humphrey Bogart from the 1940's, and force him to play the part for cheap. It'll be cool and noir and shit... The intro would go a little something like this...

*darkness*
*flash of lightning*
*Shot of the sky, it's dark and rainy*
*pan down to a diner in the middle of the desert, being bombarded by a thunderstorm*
*begin naration*

It looked like a diner, but it felt like hell. I sat alone in the dark; strong black coffee in front of me, memories of deeds best forgotten behind me. Even the ghosts of those who've been here were gone. Just me and the wet clanging of the thunderstorm outside. Well, not quite alone... There was her. Most places like this have a waitress, this one had a demon serving coffee. She was wearing a pink uniform and a wry smile, but that didn't fool me any. There was something wrong about her. She comes up to me every now and again, asking if I want more coffee... but I know there's something else under those dark empty eyes. Makes me sick. Her woddling back and forth, pretending to care. Sometimes, a flash of lightning interrupts the darkness, and I catch a flash of her face... her pear body... And I see it. The beak, the feathers. the useless wings. Fucking penguins... They're everywhere, and someone has to stop them.

*cue intro music, performed by george clinton*


I'm thinking maybe Dave Chapelle, Uma Thurman, Leanord Nimoy, Lauren Bacall and Kenneth Branagh to fill in the rest of the cast.
Comments: 11 penguins hiding in the tree! - How many Penguins do you see?.

Monday, June 2nd, 2003

Subject:All Hail Emperor Chilly Willy
Posted by:dansaikyo.
Time:5:46 pm.
Mood: scared.
I thought I saw a penguin today. Maybe it was just a man in a bad suit, but I dunno... I thought it could've been a penguin. Does this mean that they're now monitoring the health care infrastructure too? I'm scared. I need a hug.
Comments: 1 penguins hiding in the tree! - How many Penguins do you see?.

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