Mexican't (dansaikyo) wrote in penguinated,
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Epiphany

L. Ron Hubbard's a penguin. There. I said it. Don't ask me how I know, I just do. If you don't believe me, watch "Battlefield Earth". If that's not an insidious example of all that is unholy in the world, I don't know what is. I must leave now. The penguins are probably going to try and hunt me down now. I bet they've dispatched Nicole Kidman and a throng of local scientologists to come and take me to the nearest zoo with penguins. I need to escape. I'll try and make contact again later...
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