penguinated's Journal

Lubricated Penguin
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You realize of course, that those cute waterborne pseudo avians creatures you swoon over on your visits to the zoo are nowhere near as innocent as they look. Think about it. The shifty eyes... The beaks... They're evil. They're out to take over the world. Look around you and you will know this to be true. Free yourself! expose the conspiracy! The penguins are out to get you!